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postby rebelgirl289 » 10/24/13 @ 19:35

i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. years later a doctor will tell me that i have an iq of 48 and am what some people call, mentally retarded.
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby DaleNixon » 10/24/13 @ 20:08

Are you the one with the lazy eye? Welcome!
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i<3jackjack

postby phillyb™ » 10/24/13 @ 20:13

lol no.
that was catie, not even remotely related to the op
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby rebelgirl289 » 10/24/13 @ 20:27

lazy eye? lol
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby Skinny » 10/25/13 @ 13:16

Lazy eyes are kinda cool, makes me feel less insecure about the bend in my cock when they're kneeling infront.
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby phillyb™ » 10/25/13 @ 13:17

my cock goes to the left.
i don't like when my gf pushes it to the right.
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby Sploinkin » 10/25/13 @ 13:33

omg mine goes to the right. We could yin yang our cocks!

edit: Wait, meow that I think about it that wouldn't work. Darn
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby phillyb™ » 10/25/13 @ 13:36

in conversations like these, i'm always reminded of...

"how's it hangin?"

"short shriveled and to the left"

perhaps from liar, liar? idk

relevant.
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby spitefulcheerio » 10/26/13 @ 11:02

welcome to the phorum; land of the free, home of the gays
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby lenny127 » 10/26/13 @ 11:43

i thought dalenixon was half bright..... guess thats meow 99.9% of the world is dumb
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby Mazduh » 10/26/13 @ 15:14

Whalecum! :tits:
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Re: i<3jackjack

postby Highschool » 10/27/13 @ 02:20

rebelgirl289 wrote:i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. years later a doctor will tell me that i have an iq of 48 and am what some people call, mentally retarded.


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