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No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby slyskiller » 10/21/13 @ 18:31

Post pictures of delicious foods and recipes. I'll start us off with pizza.

FOOOOOD PR0NNNZZZZZ :tits: :tits: :tits:

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meow GO AND POST GOOD FOOD! :thilly:
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby phillyb™ » 10/21/13 @ 18:43

good call...
when i add the poop thread, i'll add to this.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby mckedel » 10/21/13 @ 21:54

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nom nom nom
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby slyskiller » 10/21/13 @ 23:17

Chocolate and caramel.. mmmmmm
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby andy » 10/21/13 @ 23:50

So no recipes?
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postby 99blkx » 10/22/13 @ 01:01

Picture taken with a piece of garlic bread...

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A little spot I love called Emory's on Silver Lake does all day Monday happy hour that resulted in the above. It's (from their site) the... PALERMO PIZZA ~ pepperoni, salami, italian sausage, ripe olives, onions, mushroom, tomato sauce & mozzarella cheese minus onions.

NOM!
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby slyskiller » 10/22/13 @ 01:38

xbeatles4x wrote:So no recipes?


It's optional. I'm getting a lot of these pictures from the interwebz of food pr0nz.
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postby phillyb™ » 10/22/13 @ 01:43

i made onion chips the other night.

cut onions into round shapes...
like...chips if you will.

preheat over to 375.

season as desired.

bake for 35 minutes.
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postby 99blkx » 10/22/13 @ 01:52

Ever had beet chips? We love beets in our house. You slice them all thin like on the mandolin, sandwich them between 2 jelly roll pans, and bake... I think like 350 for 12 minutes or something.

Also kale chips. Kale is a superfood. You can make chips with a few minutes of baking. Awesome with a bit of olive oil and smoked sea salt.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby Nicktorius™ » 10/22/13 @ 09:58

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I'll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. Forever.
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postby phillyb™ » 10/22/13 @ 10:12

well done nick!

hahahaa.

umm...my mom fucks with kale and makes some ill kale chips or whatever.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby 99blkx » 10/22/13 @ 17:03

Here is my breakfast for lunch. Pretty simple.

Fry bacon - 2 strips in this instance, cut in half to use smaller pan
Put bacon on paper towel to drain once slightly undercooked
Dump in the eggs and cook them
Hit the eggs with some S&P
Throw a slice of that government cheese in with eggs
Toast up a mini bagel
Top said mini bagel with mixed berry cream cheese
Pour cup of coffee
Enjoy

Wait 12 minutes then shit.

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I doubt this has enough flair for the Miata driving crowd, but even you brokedick assholes with a hot plate and a pan can make this.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby 99blkx » 10/22/13 @ 17:03

Oh yeah... add satsuma to satisfy need for sweetness.
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postby Waffles » 10/22/13 @ 17:10

Made a little fatty yesterday....

Take a roll of jimmy dean sausage, and smoosh it flat and squarish. Fill it with cheese and stuffs(I used provel, spinach, garlic, and onion). Roll up into a log. Cover log in bacon latus. Put it the smoker for a couple hours. Slice and eat.

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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby Swank Force One » 10/22/13 @ 18:39

So... i may or may not kindof love cooking and eating, and i've gotten to the point that i go out to eat maybe once a month, and order pizza 1-2x a month. I cook every other night. And i cook good shit.

Things i made.

Chicken stuffed with things.
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Extra sexy lasagna. (Before cooking.)
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Chorizo sausage pasta thingy.
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Caprese grilled cheese. (I'm a huge fucking fan of various adult grilled cheeses.)
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Some sort of chicken over rice with home-made salsa thing i whipped up.
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A Mexican-inspired lasagna-thing.
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Puerco Pibil.
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"Mexican" quinoa bowl thing with avocado goodness.
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Stuffed peppers to stuff your face with.
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Buffalo Chicken Pasta.
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I fucking love nachos.
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Lamb steak, because cute animals are delicious.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby Teejay187 » 10/23/13 @ 06:08

Damn! I just ate breakfast and I'm all hungry again!
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby slyskiller » 10/23/13 @ 10:33

This thread makes me hungry. What have I done?!
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postby andy » 10/23/13 @ 11:11

I need instruction. I can not oven. This is me cooking.
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postby andy » 10/23/13 @ 11:17

@phillyb™ we need to have a section under how to: on cooking and how to feed yourself.
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postby phillyb™ » 10/23/13 @ 11:19

oh that's a great idea!
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postby andy » 10/23/13 @ 11:21

1st one should be how to make an omelet. Im going to try right meow to make one myself and if all goes well I might make a how to in the future.
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postby phillyb™ » 10/23/13 @ 11:21

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postby vejatabul » 10/23/13 @ 11:21

Yuk. Nothing offends my Italian dignity more than seeing lasagna made with noddles from a box.

If you would like, I can give you the traditional Northern Italian recipe for lasagna. There is no ricotta, no mozzarella, and damn sure nothing premade. The meat sauce is Bolognese sauce, which you have to make from scratch, not that you could ever buy a sauce out of a can that even approximates it. Ricotta is used in the place of balasmella sauce in the uncultured form of lasagna, known to most of the world as bechamel sauce. Mozzarella is used in place of the two cheeses most commonly found in traditional lasagna, pecorino and parmigiano reggiano. I normally make spinach pasta for lasagna, which is very traditional.

Whatever. I am a fucking food phag, especially when it comes to Italian food, since the majority of the crap you see here in the States is dirty Southern Italian garbage.
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postby phillyb™ » 10/23/13 @ 11:23

@bannyd i make omeletes
ommelletes
omlet
omellette
idk how the fuck to spell that word
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postby andy » 10/23/13 @ 11:26

I know my mom is crazy about making home made food. She bought a kit to make her own cheese and makes awesome ricotta and other cheeses.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby Waffles » 10/23/13 @ 11:29

vejatabul wrote:Yuk. Nothing offends my Italian dignity more than seeing lasagna made with noddles from a box.

If you would like, I can give you the traditional Northern Italian recipe for lasagna. There is no ricotta, no mozzarella, and damn sure nothing premade. The meat sauce is Bolognese sauce, which you have to make from scratch, not that you could ever buy a sauce out of a can that even approximates it. Ricotta is used in the place of balasmella sauce in the uncultured form of lasagna, known to most of the world as bechamel sauce. Mozzarella is used in place of the two cheeses most commonly found in traditional lasagna, pecorino and parmigiano reggiano. I normally make spinach pasta for lasagna, which is very traditional.

Whatever. I am a fucking food phag, especially when it comes to Italian food, since the majority of the crap you see here in the States is dirty Southern Italian garbage.


does it use cottage cheese?


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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby vejatabul » 10/23/13 @ 11:31

Waffles wrote:
does it use cottage cheese?


Where is the stick poking smiley when you need it?? :banghead:

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Close enough.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby slyskiller » 10/23/13 @ 11:42

xbeatles4x wrote:@phillyb™ we need to have a section under how to: on cooking and how to feed yourself.


Can there be one on "how to wipe your own ass?"

Hahahaha. :phillyb™:
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postby andy » 10/23/13 @ 11:49

Ok I had to google search how to make an omelet and everything went better than expected.

I didn't want to be one of those guys that photograph food but I am pretty proud of my tomato, onion and cheese omelet.

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postby Skinny » 10/23/13 @ 15:12

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postby bannyd » 10/23/13 @ 16:44

Nutella, Fluff and chocolate chip cookie on a potato bun -- fuck yeah
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giant ice cream oreo
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andddddd steak
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postby andy » 10/23/13 @ 16:48

All of that would make my stomach feel terrible. Speaking of which I just louis ck last night and it had the kid that shit the bath tub scene. Hilarious.


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postby 99blkx » 10/26/13 @ 00:31

Made pizza last night with provel cheese. My sister-in-law is visiting and brought the goods.

Here was today's carb and sugar overload... Salted Caramel cupcake from a local boutique bakery and chocolate croissant from Panera.

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postby john90 » 10/26/13 @ 13:37

Hope you don't mind cakes. My girlfriend is a cake decorator, and pretty decent:

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My Birthday cakes :thilly:
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postby john90 » 10/26/13 @ 13:42

And some other shit I made into shit
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Fried ramen and kimchi is pretty fuckin rad
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So is a barbeque bacon hot dog and vodka, lots of vodka
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby 99blkx » 10/26/13 @ 23:01

I ate a corndog today. I love corndogs.

Oh... and apple cider donuts. Those were bomb.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby Waffles » 10/28/13 @ 09:12

I had the best piece of salmon I have ever had in my life last night. I didn't snag a pic of it because the Chef was right there and I figured it would be rude.
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postby vejatabul » 10/28/13 @ 10:10

bannyd wrote:
andddddd steak
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Poor overcooked steak.
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Re: No FOOD thread? FOOD thread

postby Highschool » 10/28/13 @ 12:34

phillyb™ wrote:well done nick!

hahahaa.

umm...my mom fucks with kale and makes some ill kale chips or whatever.


Brad's Raw Chip factory and home base is 10 minutes from my house. Awesome guy, great company, and some of the best health foods I've ever tried. Kale is good ish.

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postby Highschool » 10/28/13 @ 12:39

@john90 - Your cakes are awesome!!!! The green and purple one looks like it took some time. Phight Club soap bar came out wild too!

@Swank Force One - If I hung out with you, I'd weigh 200+ lbs. PLEASE keep posting!
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