Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

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Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby Swank Force One » 04/15/14 @ 19:18

So since every broke fuck on CR can afford to swag the fuck out of their car, i figured i could do it all for like... a dollar.

The list:

1) NB1 sideskirts (Purchased)
2) NB1 fog light bezels ($65)
3) R package rear lower lip (purchased)
4) KG Works knockoff trunk lid spoiler ($175)
5) GV knockoff front lip (Will probably jank it off the blue car)
6) Smoked turn signals and markers ($120)


What the fuck is with these prices? What's the point of knockoff shit if it's more than 20% the price of legit parts?

How do these broke fucks put these cars together?
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby vejatabul » 04/15/14 @ 20:14

They put them together using their student loans. Later, they cry that student loans are too much for them to pay back. By then, the swankmobile has ran it's course, and they cambered on to new horizons.
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby Swank Force One » 04/16/14 @ 09:12

I'm feeling shitty because I have a real job and am finding it hard to justify paying these prices.
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby Sploinkin » 04/16/14 @ 13:43

You want NA r-package rear lip? Name your price, I don't think I will ever put mine on.
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby Derek » 04/16/14 @ 15:22

Swank Force One wrote:I'm feeling shitty because I have a real job and am finding it hard to justify paying these prices.


Yup...and a real budget.
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby andy » 04/16/14 @ 16:20

What is wrong with the as soon as I get money I buy car parts budget? Just kidding.

Sadly that is how I have been running for a while, but putting half my money into a savings to be spent and a much later date.
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby Swank Force One » 04/16/14 @ 17:57

I believe you've missed the point, young padawan.

I could buy it all right meow, but i get a shitty taste in my mouth from paying that much for knockoff shit.
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Re: Where's all the super cheap swaggy knockoff shit?

postby andy » 04/16/14 @ 21:02

No my statement was more toward the proper budget comment.

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